UnHoly Mofos

Episode 57: Shoot Em Up and Lethal Weapon

Well, like the movies we are covering, this episode is jam packed! First, Jake's 2nd installment of Fucked Up Shit I Find on Reddit which may or may not be just as gross as last week (you be the judge). Then tons and tons of news stories with more Power Rangers, more IT news, Slenderman and a list of unknown sequels (some unknown for a reason). Then a What Have You Been Watching which features a brief talk of Captain America Civil War. We promise once all of us have seen we'll get into a deeper discussion.

Next time for the main features! Jake talks of the crazy over the top 2007 flick Shoot Em Up featuring Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti. Then it's time for Sean to run down the Richard Donner 1987 classic Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover (and Tom Atkins of course). We also get TWO pieces of feedback this week! A voicemail from Darth Ballsac from the Expodables and as always an email from Stan the Man.

Music comes from the soundtracks of these movies. Jingle Bell Rock, Motley Crue and AC/DC.

Next time, Supernatural is back on our show, plus Jake may have some stories about another convention?

Episode 56: The Campaign Commentary

The whole guy plus Stan is back to talk some politics (kinda, Scott really doesn't like them) with the 2012 movie The Campaign with Will Ferrell and Zach Galfi.... The fat guy from The Hangover, you know who I'm talking about. First Jake introduces a new segment where he reads off the most messed up things he can find online, so pretty much our own Are You Fucking With Me segment. And boy, what a story to start off with! Then news stories about Zombieland 2, Omen prequel and See No Evil remake (say whaaaaat? Just listen and you'll find out). 

Music comes from Sick Puppies and Green Day.

Next week, Sean will run down the first Lethal Weapon while Jake talks about 2007's Shoot Em Up.

Episode 55: Kolchak Episode 7 & 8

Well, it's time for more Kolchak with Newty. But first the Mofos do a tribute to the 3rd Best Podcast in the world All My Heroes Wear Masks which ended the day of this show's recording (Newty found out then). We talk about how we found it, favorite moments, if we think it'll come back, and draw parallels to our own show. Listen to the very end for a best of tribute. Then some news stories about Friday the 13th TV show, Power Rangers movie, the next Terminator, and others.

Then it's the Kolchak episodes. Jake tries to get through The Devil's Platform without constant interruptions, then it's Scott's turn with Bad Medicine. And apparently Skype really doesn't like Sean.

Music comes from Drowning Pool, Miss May I and Sworn In.

Next time we meet, since it's campaign time, how about a movie about politics? We'll be doing a commentary on 2012's The Campaign.

Outtakes: After the tribute clip show, Jake explains some inside jokes, mostly the ones from the Halloween episodes of AMHWM, and Scott's constant use of the word bitch.

Episode 54: The Boogey Man and Humanoids From the Deep

Blood! Boobies! Explosions! Have your attention? Good! Those happen to be in this very episode! If you can make it through a butt load of news stories followed by a brief What You've Been Watching!

Jake apparently is the only fan of the 1980 Boogey Man, but goes on to explain why the sequels are not worth it. Then it's Scott's rundown of Humanoids From the Deep, lot of titties and fish rape going down in there! Stan is absent but sends his feedback of these two movies.

Music is from White Zombie and Word Alive

Next week, it'll depend. Either another Kolchak episode with Newty or The Campaign with Will Ferrell.

Episode 53: Clerks 1 & 2

So after some Skype issues, we managed to get an episode going about Kevin Smith's most famous movies, Clerks 1 and 2. Sean is back, along with Stan the Man, so way more talking goes on which is why this show goes for almost 4 hours. Sean is the one running down Clerks from 1994, a very long but informative one. Jake follows this up with Clerks 2, and discusses when you can and cannot say certain words (but still hides in Studio B so people wont hear him of course).

Music mostly comes from the soundtracks of these movies. Love Among Freaks, Soul Asylum, King Diamond and Jackson 5.

Next time around, we go back to talking some horror flicks, Scott will be talking Humanoids From the Deep while Jake talks The Boogeyman from 1980.

Outtakes: Scott tells us how he really feels about Kristen Stewart, Scott apparently doesn't do dramas, and Jake's Metalocalypse fan theory.

Episode 52: Terminator 3, Salvation and Genisys

Do we need to continue this series? Probably not. Are we going to? Absolutely, because why the hell not? Terminator series is wrapping up this week, and Jake apparently has a lot to say about a lot of these movies, as evidenced by his voice being almost gone at the closing segment. Sean couldn't make it but was kind enough to let us record a quick rundown of Terminator 3 (and quick thoughts of the rest which we plug in at the end of each rundown), Scott talks Salvation which almost turns into talking about Batman, and Jake talks Genisys and reveals his crush on Emilia Clarke.

Music comes from a variety of artists this week. Bob Dylan, John Farnham, The Ramones and Alice In Chains.

Next time around, Sean will be joining us for sure this time to talk about Clerks and Clerks 2.

Outtake: Jake tells a funny story he heard from someone, and it involves the Terminator a bit.

Episode 51: The Terminator 1 and 2

After an epic 6 hour show, we're reeling it in a bit with this one. It's back to rundowns this time of the first two movies in the Terminator series, these two of which are highly regarded, do we agree? Scott runs down the first movie while Jake breaks down a lot of shit in part 2, including Edward Furlong's squeaking voice. But we also have Sean from episode 50 joining again, laying down a ton of knowledge on the two movies and giving great discussion points. The discussion goes so well we had to just put in a music break right in the middle!

Music in this episode comes from A Day To Remember, Guns N Roses and Sevendust.

Next time, we finish off the series. Yes, the much maligned rest of the Terminator series, we'll see how that goes. We'll be back.

Episode 50: It Commentary

Well, we made it to the major milestone of episode 50! So we decide to make it a special one. It's another commentary episode, this time of the made for TV Stephen King movie IT starring Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown. And tons and tons of special guests, mostly from Tom Atkins Podcasting Leage: There's Darth Ballsac of All My Heroes Wear Masks and The Expodables, Newty and Willis from The NFW podcast, our only feedbacker Stan the Man, and Sean a friend of Scott's. We meant to talk about the movie, give some good contrasts between it and the novel. But drunkeness took over halfway and there came talks of other things such as waffle stomping, The Big Lebowski, Kordell Stewart, John Ritter's leather jackets, one technical difficulty and much more. Yeah this was one hell of an episode.

No feedback but we instead leave some feedback to All My Heroes Wear Masks. It's something to behold. Audio is a little funny in this since Jake had to take out his headset in order for it to work.

Plus tons of stingers, including a big long one everyone's been waiting to hear for a while. And that's why the episode is longer than it should be.

Music in this episode comes from The Dirty Youth, Asking Alexandria and Steel Panther.

Next week, things go back to normal, and we start another retrospective. This time of the famous Arnold Schwarzenegger franchise The Terminator. And we might have a third member?

Episode 49: Club Dread and Clue

You like a little mystery? Well, look no further than this episode of Unholy Mofos! Starting with a little talk about the trailer for Captain America Civil War (with Spidey!), Beetlejuice 2 news and The Witch, then it's time for the meat and potatoes of the show. Jake talks Broken Lizard's Club Dread, and shares a little story based on of the scenes in the movie (won't give you a pretty picture in your mind). Scott talks about the 1985 Clue with Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd and the best pair of cleavage to ever grace the silver screen! And more feedback from Stan the Man to give his thoughts and give Jake more crap (he's had enough of this Jason Takes Manhattan bullshit! GOD!)

Music comes from Bill Haley and the Comets, Coconut Pete and Parkway Drive.

Next week is the big one, episode 50! The subject at hand is gonna be Stephen King's IT, and it's gonna be a commentary with some guests. If you want in let us know at unholymofos@gmail.com.

Episode 48: Kolchak part 3

Well, what a show this was. Newty's back on to discuss more Kolchak obviously. Also due to recording a little later than usual, Jake's able to drink and make a fool of himself for the first time in Unholy Mofos history! Can he make it through a rundown with a few beers in him? Tune in and find out! Plus gigantic slew of news stories about remakes and sequels. Make up your own damn shit, Hollywood! 

Music comes from Of Mice and Men, Semblant, and Bulletboys.

Next week, comedy murder mysteries happen to be the subject, with the Clue movie and Broken Lizard's Club Dread. And we make a special announcement for what the major milestone episode is gonna be, so listen carefully!

And be sure to listen after the closing music for a half hour of craziness. Parody porn titles, movies like Jason Takes Manhattan (according to Jake apparently), just a taste of what goes down.