UnHoly Mofos

Episode 66: Child's Play 3 and Bride of Chucky

Chucky's gonna be a bro! And get lucky! Those are what's happening in today's subjects at hand, after several messed up Reddit stories and MORE Mike Flanagan news! Then Scott runs through 5 pages of notes for Child's Play 3 where Chucky goes to military school. Next up is Jake's rundown of Bride of Chucky, then he proposes an Avengers of horror characters directed by Ronny Yu. Music comes from Rob Zombie, Ryan Kirby, Judas Priest and Motorhead. This retrospective wraps up next week with Seed and Curse of Chucky.

Outtakes: Pokemon Go (yes, we seriously did talk about it)

Episode 65: Child's Play 1&2

Hi! We're the Unholy Mofos, and we'll be your friends to the end! Everyone's favorite killer doll is the subject at hand as we begin our retrospective of the Child's Play series. After a beginning consisting of cum blankets, what happens to child stars after they turn 18 and video game talk, we begin with Jake's rundown of part 1 and Sean's rundown of part 2. Also music from Korn and Of Mice & Men. Part 3 and Bride of Chucky coming next week.

Outtakes: Jake's experience of seeing Ozzy live, and his evolution of music tastes.

Episode 64: DC Cab and Bustin' Loose

Three fucked up Reddit stories, another celebrity death, It's Always Sunny, DC Cab with Mr. T and Gary Busey, Sean talking some real shit in Richard Pryor's Bustin' Loose, Stan gives everyone shit, a new feedbacker gives Scott shit, music from Upon a Burning Body, Rise Against and Motionless In White. That's all in this episode.

Next week, we begin a new retrospective, this time around it's the Child's Play series.

Outtakes: Shitgun 

Episode 63: The Frighteners and Flatliners

Two movies that begin with F and end in "ners!" Coincidence? Yeah most likely, we aren't that smart. Usual BS, then Scott tries to get through 6 pages of notes of The Frighteners without being interrupted, which happens often. Then it's Jake's turn of running down Flatliners. Let's just say there are some disagreements. Stan finally writes back in for feedback, and there's music from Mutton Birds, Korn, Lacuna Coil and Sonic Youth.

Next time around, Bustin' Loose with Richard Pryor and DC Cab with Mr. T.

Outtakes: Marilyn Manson, Richard Pryor, and chain letters.

Episode 62: Tales From the Crypt Season 2

Greetings boils and ghouls! After an opening consisting of masturbation, putting down pets, and an I Know What You Did Last Summer remake, we get to talking about season 2 of Tales From the Crypt, specifically the first 6 episodes: Dead Right, The Switch, Cutting Cards, Til Death, Three's a Crowd and The Thing From the Grave.

An epic twenty minute ending segment happened, but Jake got so drunk that he forgot to press record. Ooooops! So a not so epic ending is what you get. Also music from Cradle of Filth, Capture the Crown and Crown the Empire.

Next time around, it's Flatliners and The Frighteners.

Outtakes: Video game talk, Jake talking about a Metalocalypse episode that strangely matches the ending of the show, Scott doesn't know the difference between Peter Jackson and James Cameron, and the 2nd half assed attempt at the ending.

Episode 61: Summer Rental and The Great Outdoors

Summer is beginning so what better movies to bring up other than ones with the 80s' favorite fat man John Candy? After an opening featuring the grossest Reddit story we've might have read, and mostly nostalgic things (ecto cooler, Nintendo 64), we start to talk about them. Jake runs down Candy's first leading role in an American film with Summer Rental while Sean talks about the much loved 1988 classic The Great Outdoors, featuring one scary bear. Also feedback from Darth Ballsac and music from Wilson Pickett, Jimmy Buffet, The Coasters and Memphis May Fire.

Next time around, we return to Tales From the Crypt, with the first 6 episodes of season 2.

Outtakes: Lots of metal talk.

Episode 60: E.T. and The Goonies

Ready to relive your childhood? Ready to remember the magic of seeing one of your favorite movies of all time? And have some f bombs thrown in along with petty insults? Then episode 60 of Unholy Mofos is the podcast just for you! We start out talking about the most fucked up axe murder ever, real exciting news involving the Halloween series, and learning that Scott really doesn't like the X-Men movies.

Then it's time for the fun, where Sean breaks his record of longest rundown doing ET, with some of your hosts talking about dust getting in their eyes at the end, and Scott follows it up with The Goonies.

Music is courtesy of Cyndi Lauper, John Williams, The Amity Affliction, and For Today.

Next week, John Candy returns to the show with The Great Outdoors and Summer Rental.

Outtakes: Is Scott feeling ok? And should a disclaimer be put on before the show?

Episode 59: Unholy Mofos vs Movie Mafia Trivia Show

This time around we are joined by Stan and Craig from the Movie Mafia Podcast for some trivia from the game Goth. It has an interesting mix of categories but eventually everyone just picks movies (Literature? What's that?). A lot of rules change throughout the episode just to make things fair, cheating accusations are made, we learn who hasn't seen A Nightmare on Elm Street, and who hasn't seen a crap ton of other horror classics and who thinks The Shining was made in the 60s. 

The music in this episode is from Our Last Night, Sick Puppies and Cyndi Lauper.

Next time around we will be covering the winners of our Facebook poll, so it's a Steven Spielberg double feature of The Goonies and ET. Also check out the Movie Mafia Podcast at http://timeaftertimehorror.podbean.com/

Episode 58: Supernatural part 2

This episode we cover Supernatural episodes 5-10. This is a marathon, so hold on. We talk everything from sticking dicks into vacuum cleaners, Satanic rituals at Chuck E Cheeses, Jake's Wizard World experience, peeing in butts, sex noises, Sean's displeasure of his assigned episodes, Bloody Mary, plus a ton more! Including some feedback from Gwen Stefani of Devil's Dialogue (no not the Holla Back Girl) and Darth Ballsac

Music from Death Riders, Pearl Jam and Browning.

Next time, we're gonna attempt a trivia show, an actual good one this time we promise! If you want in, email at unholymofos@gmail.com or contact us on Twitter: @JaketheSnake54 and @unholymofo1

Outtakes: Jake's ongoing struggle with plumbing.

BONUS EPISODE: Captain America Civil War (SPOILERS!)

A special movie came out recently and we realized we couldn't just talk about it in our What Have You Been Watching segment, it needed it's own damn episode! So it's the usual three joined by Newty, Willis and Darth Ballsac to have a completely spoiler filled talk about Marvel's latest epic Captain America Civil War. Scott does a bit of a rundown (and gets chastised for skipping major points, again), we all talk about our favorite parts, compare and contrast Marvel vs DC, discuss the future of Marvel movies, and Jake gets a little distracted thanks to video featuring Elizabeth Olsen provided by the porn king himself Ballsac. Also Stan wasn't able to join in, but he's kind enough to leave his thoughts through an email. And as always this episode goes off the rails towards the end. We wouldn't have it any other way. 

Plus music from Europe and Guns N Roses.

Give us your thoughts at Unholymofos@gmail.com. Also there's a poll open on the Facebook group for what movies you want us to do in a future episode. The Supernatural episode is still scheduled for this Sunday.