Episodes

Saturday Jul 09, 2016
Episode 66: Child's Play 3 and Bride of Chucky
Saturday Jul 09, 2016
Saturday Jul 09, 2016
Chucky's gonna be a bro! And get lucky! Those are what's happening in today's subjects at hand, after several messed up Reddit stories and MORE Mike Flanagan news! Then Scott runs through 5 pages of notes for Child's Play 3 where Chucky goes to military school. Next up is Jake's rundown of Bride of Chucky, then he proposes an Avengers of horror characters directed by Ronny Yu. Music comes from Rob Zombie, Ryan Kirby, Judas Priest and Motorhead. This retrospective wraps up next week with Seed and Curse of Chucky.

Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Episode 65: Child's Play 1&2
Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Sunday Jul 03, 2016
Hi! We're the Unholy Mofos, and we'll be your friends to the end! Everyone's favorite killer doll is the subject at hand as we begin our retrospective of the Child's Play series. After a beginning consisting of cum blankets, what happens to child stars after they turn 18 and video game talk, we begin with Jake's rundown of part 1 and Sean's rundown of part 2. Also music from Korn and Of Mice & Men. Part 3 and Bride of Chucky coming next week.

Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Episode 64: DC Cab and Bustin' Loose
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Sunday Jun 26, 2016
Three fucked up Reddit stories, another celebrity death, It's Always Sunny, DC Cab with Mr. T and Gary Busey, Sean talking some real shit in Richard Pryor's Bustin' Loose, Stan gives everyone shit, a new feedbacker gives Scott shit, music from Upon a Burning Body, Rise Against and Motionless In White. That's all in this episode.

Saturday Jun 18, 2016
Episode 63: The Frighteners and Flatliners
Saturday Jun 18, 2016
Saturday Jun 18, 2016
Two movies that begin with F and end in "ners!" Coincidence? Yeah most likely, we aren't that smart. Usual BS, then Scott tries to get through 6 pages of notes of The Frighteners without being interrupted, which happens often. Then it's Jake's turn of running down Flatliners. Let's just say there are some disagreements. Stan finally writes back in for feedback, and there's music from Mutton Birds, Korn, Lacuna Coil and Sonic Youth.

Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Episode 62: Tales From the Crypt Season 2
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Greetings boils and ghouls! After an opening consisting of masturbation, putting down pets, and an I Know What You Did Last Summer remake, we get to talking about season 2 of Tales From the Crypt, specifically the first 6 episodes: Dead Right, The Switch, Cutting Cards, Til Death, Three's a Crowd and The Thing From the Grave.

Saturday Jun 04, 2016
Episode 61: Summer Rental and The Great Outdoors
Saturday Jun 04, 2016
Saturday Jun 04, 2016
Summer is beginning so what better movies to bring up other than ones with the 80s' favorite fat man John Candy? After an opening featuring the grossest Reddit story we've might have read, and mostly nostalgic things (ecto cooler, Nintendo 64), we start to talk about them. Jake runs down Candy's first leading role in an American film with Summer Rental while Sean talks about the much loved 1988 classic The Great Outdoors, featuring one scary bear. Also feedback from Darth Ballsac and music from Wilson Pickett, Jimmy Buffet, The Coasters and Memphis May Fire.

Saturday May 28, 2016
Episode 60: E.T. and The Goonies
Saturday May 28, 2016
Saturday May 28, 2016
Ready to relive your childhood? Ready to remember the magic of seeing one of your favorite movies of all time? And have some f bombs thrown in along with petty insults? Then episode 60 of Unholy Mofos is the podcast just for you! We start out talking about the most fucked up axe murder ever, real exciting news involving the Halloween series, and learning that Scott really doesn't like the X-Men movies.

Sunday May 22, 2016
Episode 59: Unholy Mofos vs Movie Mafia Trivia Show
Sunday May 22, 2016
Sunday May 22, 2016
This time around we are joined by Stan and Craig from the Movie Mafia Podcast for some trivia from the game Goth. It has an interesting mix of categories but eventually everyone just picks movies (Literature? What's that?). A lot of rules change throughout the episode just to make things fair, cheating accusations are made, we learn who hasn't seen A Nightmare on Elm Street, and who hasn't seen a crap ton of other horror classics and who thinks The Shining was made in the 60s.

Monday May 16, 2016
Episode 58: Supernatural part 2
Monday May 16, 2016
Monday May 16, 2016
This episode we cover Supernatural episodes 5-10. This is a marathon, so hold on. We talk everything from sticking dicks into vacuum cleaners, Satanic rituals at Chuck E Cheeses, Jake's Wizard World experience, peeing in butts, sex noises, Sean's displeasure of his assigned episodes, Bloody Mary, plus a ton more! Including some feedback from Gwen Stefani of Devil's Dialogue (no not the Holla Back Girl) and Darth Ballsac

Thursday May 12, 2016
BONUS EPISODE: Captain America Civil War (SPOILERS!)
Thursday May 12, 2016
Thursday May 12, 2016
A special movie came out recently and we realized we couldn't just talk about it in our What Have You Been Watching segment, it needed it's own damn episode! So it's the usual three joined by Newty, Willis and Darth Ballsac to have a completely spoiler filled talk about Marvel's latest epic Captain America Civil War. Scott does a bit of a rundown (and gets chastised for skipping major points, again), we all talk about our favorite parts, compare and contrast Marvel vs DC, discuss the future of Marvel movies, and Jake gets a little distracted thanks to video featuring Elizabeth Olsen provided by the porn king himself Ballsac. Also Stan wasn't able to join in, but he's kind enough to leave his thoughts through an email. And as always this episode goes off the rails towards the end. We wouldn't have it any other way.