Tales From the Cryosphere: Bad Santa
December 7, 2017
So it's December, time to revisit a Christmas classic, the 2003 Billy Bob Thorton film Bad Santa. At least after so much internet issues that almost kept the show from happening. And does Jake still give Scott shit about THAT scene in the movie? Hint: yes he does. Grab your copies and enjoy this podcast that might as well be a laugh track after a while.
Music is mostly dirty Christmas songs I pulled off of Youtube.
Episode 126: Jack Frost 1 & 2
December 5, 2017
Well here we are, Christmas season! Time for some festive movies, and what better ones to start off with but ones about a killer snowman? Yes, we are talking about the B-movies Jack Frost 1 & 2, also discussing how old is Shannon Elizabeth in her first role ever where she gets fucked by a snowman. Also more football, stupid news and a little talk about the Infinity War trailer.
Craziest mix of music in this one:
Rodney Carrington - Who Put The Dick on the Snowman
A Very Metal Christmas - Frosty the Snowman
Nick Blojovian - I Hate Christmas
Frozen - Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
Up Butt Coconut
Next time it's Die Hard 1 & 2, cause they are Christmas movies dammit!
Outtakes: Did Sean watch the movies?
Episode 125: Blade Runner and Total Recall
November 29, 2017
Action month wraps up with two movies based on Phillip K Dick novels. First up the classic mindbending Ridley Scott movie Blade Runner followed by The Movie That Has the Chick With 3 Tits aka Total Recall.
Vangelis - Blade Runner theme
Vangelis - Blade Runner Love Theme
Papa Roach - Last Resort
Austrian Death Machine - Screw You Benny
Next time around it's time for Christmas movies, the first episode on that agenda is the Jack Frost movies (the killer snowman, not the Michael Keaton one)
Outtakes: Is Jake more like George RR Martin or Jonah Hill? And is something burning in Jake's place?
Episode 124: Bad Boys 1 and 2
November 20, 2017
We're back after a week off to bring you some Will Smith and Martin Lawrence action in Michael Bay's Bad Boys 1 and 2. First, who has a losing streak in fantasy, is Jake changing his pattern in Fucked Up New Stories, and a little talk on Justic League.
Inner Circle - Bad Boys
AC/DC - Thunderstruck (RIP Malcolm Young)
Steppenwolf - The Pusher
P Diddy with Nelly and Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tailfeather
Next time around, a double feature of Phillip P Dick inspired movies, Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Episode 123: The JCVD episode of Hard Target and Timecop
November 6, 2017
Action month begins with a doubleheader of one of the biggest action stars of the late 80s early 90s and the best according to one of your hosts. Do the others agree? Welllll, take a listen as we rundown Hard Target and Timecop, with some awesome villains in Lance Henriksen and Ron Silver. Also Jake's running theme in Fucked Up News stories continues, talks about the new Thor movie and more.
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born on the Bayou
Pantera - Drag the Waters
Europe - The Final Countdown
Black Sabbath - Time Machine
Next time around, it's Bad Boys 1 & 2 featuring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Episode 122: Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep
November 2, 2017
Sadly, it is the end of October. So for one more Halloween episode we decide to go with some Mockumentary movies. First the 2006 cult classic Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and the newer movie Creep with Pete from the League as a creep.
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Scarling - Creep
Lonely Island - Do the Creep
Next week is the start of action month, with a double header of Van Damme movies, Timecop and Hard Target
Tales From the Cryosphere: Halloween 2
November 1, 2017
Last year was the classic 1978 John Carpenter film, so for this Halloween it only makes sense to follow it up with the 1981 sequel. Just Jake and Scott but don't worry. No podlistening here, just a plethora of Donald Pleasance impressions. Sync up and enjoy!
Music is the H2 theme and the Misfits' Halloween 2.
Episode 121: Universal Monsters
October 26, 2017
For the latest in our Halloween extravaganza, we go back almost a century back to the early days of film. That's right, kiddies, before Freddy, Jason and Michael, there was Dracula, Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman, and we are talking about those movies! First, a fucked up news story that gives Jake the giggles, movies to look forward to in 2018 (if they come out that is) and much more!
Jam packed music in this one:
Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Mash
Carfax Abbey - Cry Little Sister
Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein
Disturbed - Voices
Alice Cooper - The Ballad of Dwight Fry
Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead
So for next week to close out the Halloween excitement, we will move on to "mockumentaries" with Behind the Mask The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep.
Outtakes: Is Sean talking in metaphors again? And Sean's groove ruined by a sneeze.
Episode 120: Silver Bullet and Monster Squad
October 17, 2017
In the middle of our Halloween rundowns, we talk about something it took us 120 episodes to talk about: werewolves. So we talk about one battling Gary Busey and Corey Haim in Stephen King's Silver Bullet. Then we talk about a wolfman that not only has nards but a whole posse in Monster Squad.
Michael Sembello - Monster Squad Rap
In This Moment - Big Bad Wolf
Michael Sembello - Rock Til You Drop
Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf
Next time around, we're going old school. So old school our parents weren't even born yet. Yes, it's time we talk some classic Universal monsters, with Frankenstein, Dracula and The Wolfman.
Outtakes: Another football season, another football rant from Scott.