You can try to sync your copies to us revisiting the Broken Lizard slasher comedy, buuuuut apparently we watch different versions, so you can just laugh at our antics, especially Sean who keeps talking about tums up bumholes. Enjoy!

Music

Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville

Jimmy Buffet - Son of a Son of a Sailor

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More Episodes

Episode 137: House on Sorority Row and Urban Legend

May 22, 2018

We promise, very little Avengers talk on this episode. There's some, but not one hour worth of it. Now it's time to talk some slashers. Jake might be alone with his thougts on the 1983 slasher House on Sorority Row, followed by Sean running down the late 90s post Scream horror Urban Legend, which does lead to some intertesting convos about some legends. All this plus a new segment, "dog" bears,  IT Part 2 casting news, and very little talk about Deadpool 2 as Jake's the only one who has seen it for now (although he throws in a clever little subtle reference in his rundown, see if you can find it).

Music:

Eleine - Death Incarnate

Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster

Three Days Grace - The New Real

Next time around, we're going back to sports comedies with Balls of Fury and Dodgeball

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BONUS EPISODE: The Avengers Infinity War (SPOILERS)

May 3, 2018

Whaaat? Didn't we already talk about Infinity War on the last episode pretty much? Maybe, BUT WE DIDN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT IT! It's way too damn hard to keep our thoughts on this movie in our segments, even if we do take an hour to talk about them. Plus we gotta bring on special guest and the man with enough comic book knowledge Wildman Willis. We do a quick rundown, highlighting the basic plot points (don't want to be there all night going every single detail) and discuss what possibly happens next. Strap right in, a lot really does have to be said! Plus, we're releasing this episode on the 10th anniversary of the first Iron Man, where it all began. How fuckin' cool is that?

Music:

Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around

Metallica - Fade To Black

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Episode 136: THE AVENGERS (also some Chuck Norris)

April 29, 2018

The rundowns (of Silent Rage and Missing In Action) pretty much take a backseat this week, as we just have to talk about Infinity War, spoilers all around of course. And believe it or not, we believe we haven't even scratched the surface! Stay tuned for a Bonus Episode soon. But yeah, Avengers, Chuck Norris, and other stuff, that's pretty much the gist of this episode.

Music:

The Spinners - Rubberband Man

Anthrax - What Doesn't Die

The Word Alive - Why Am I Like This

The Chuck Norris song

Next time around, two slashers one from the 80s and one from the 90s: House on Sorority Row and Urban Legend.

Outtakes: Some BS and then a ton of Chuck Norris facts.

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Space Jam

April 19, 2018

Back to 1996 we go, when Michael Jordan reigned in the sports world, and along with the help of Bill fuckin' Murray helped the Looney Tunes from space slavery! Truly a magical time. Sync up your copies and join us in reliving this.

Music:

R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

Barry White and Chris Rock - Basketball Jones

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Episode 135: The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up

April 15, 2018

Sean is a 40 Year Old Virgin and Jake is Knocked Up. Whaaaaaaaat? It's just the movies we are talking about this episode, a double feature of some Judd Apatow comedies. This is a long one as we had an extra week off meaning a bit more news stories, what we've been watching, Sean damn near does another Scrooged type rundown and lots of Wrestlemania talk.

Music:

Asia - Heat of the Moment

40 Year Old Virgin cast - Dawning of the Angel Aquarius

Mushroomhead - Out of my Mind

The Word Alive - Red Cloud

Next time around, expect a few jokes (or maybe facts?) as we are running down some Chuck Norris movies, Missing In Action and Silent Rage

Outtakes: Oh yeah, there's an anniversary or two we keep forgetting to mention, so we'll mention it in the outtakes.

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Little Nicky

March 29, 2018

Time to revisit one of the early day Adam Sandler flicks featuring Adam as the son of Satan. What are Sean's thoughts and which one of us gets a craving for Popeye's chicken during the show? Sync up your copies and find out!

Music:

Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide

Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

Outtakes: Jake reveals why he almost couldn't make the show, which makes Sean learn a new word.

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Episode 134: Leprechaun franchise 1, 2, and 3

March 26, 2018

To celebrate St Patty's Day (last week) what better movies to talk about than the Leprechaun movies? Well, 2 of the Mofos are excited for this at least. Listen in for some terrible Irish accents and what is this all about Badger Boners? Also queefs, Pacific Rim Uprising, Jake's vents rattling and an exciting announcement if you are a fan of the music we play.

Speaking of music:

System of a Down - Bounce

Korn - Shoots and Ladders

Breaking Benjamin - Psycho

Metallica - No Leaf Clover

So the second half of the series is being put on hold until next March (but not Origins, hell to the no) so next time some Judd Apatow comedies, 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up.

Outtakes: Jake has other weird noises in his room and talks about Easter

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Poltergeist

March 15, 2018

This episode we revisit the original Poltergeist, which we really haven't even talked about in 3 years! Jake only brings up a few things the remake fucked up on, Sean talks about what brought upon the Poltergeist curse and hilarious outtakes that feature the new social app Marco Polo and Jake's friends.

Music: 

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

Gary Numan - Haunted

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Episode 133: Caddyshack and Kingpin (Or the Accidental Bill Murray episode)

March 12, 2018

Time to discuss two smaller sports movies both starring Bill Murray (which we only remembered when we did watch the movies for the show, happy accident). First it's the 1980 cult classic Caddyshack also starring Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield followed by Kingpin with Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid. Also shitty valentines, laying eggs, actors who could have been Pennywise accompanied with the voice impressions and more.

Music:

Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright

Shinedown - Devil

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Blues Travellers - But Anyway

Next time around we start another franchise. Since St Patty's Day is soon, we'll start The Leprechaun series.

Outtakes: Actors we think should've been Pennywise, and Sean talks about refs.

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