Yipee Ki Yay motherfuckers! Don't think Die Hard 1 & 2 are Christmas movies? Well you're WRONG! And we will tell you why in this latest episode! First, things getting down to the wire in Fantasy, talks about the Buffalo-Indianapolis snow game, Jake has a major reaction to his news story, the Disaster Artist and more.

Music in this episode:

Bob & Tom - It's a Die Hard Christmas

Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis

Vaughn Monroe - Let It Snow

Guyz Nite - Die Hard

Next time we talk about a classic Christmas creature feature with Gremlins and a possible future classic Christmas creature feature with Krampus.

Outtkaes: The Bane mask returns


More Episodes

Tales From the Cryosphere: Bad Santa

December 7, 2017

So it's December, time to revisit a Christmas classic, the 2003 Billy Bob Thorton film Bad Santa. At least after so much internet issues that almost kept the show from happening. And does Jake still give Scott shit about THAT scene in the movie? Hint: yes he does. Grab your copies and enjoy this podcast that might as well be a laugh track after a while.

Music is mostly dirty Christmas songs I pulled off of Youtube.


Episode 126: Jack Frost 1 & 2

December 5, 2017

Well here we are, Christmas season! Time for some festive movies, and what better ones to start off with but ones about a killer snowman? Yes, we are talking about the B-movies Jack Frost 1 & 2, also discussing how old is Shannon Elizabeth in her first role ever where she gets fucked by a snowman. Also more football, stupid news and a little talk about the Infinity War trailer.

Craziest mix of music in this one:

Rodney Carrington - Who Put The Dick on the Snowman

A Very Metal Christmas - Frosty the Snowman

Nick Blojovian - I Hate Christmas

Frozen - Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

Up Butt Coconut

Next time it's Die Hard 1 & 2, cause they are Christmas movies dammit!

Outtakes: Did Sean watch the movies?


Episode 125: Blade Runner and Total Recall

November 29, 2017

Action month wraps up with two movies based on Phillip K Dick novels. First up the classic mindbending Ridley Scott movie Blade Runner followed by The Movie That Has the Chick With 3 Tits aka Total Recall.


Vangelis - Blade Runner theme

Vangelis - Blade Runner Love Theme

Papa Roach - Last Resort

Austrian Death Machine - Screw You Benny

Next time around it's time for Christmas movies, the first episode on that agenda is the Jack Frost movies (the killer snowman, not the Michael Keaton one)

Outtakes: Is Jake more like George RR Martin or Jonah Hill? And is something burning in Jake's place?


Episode 124: Bad Boys 1 and 2

November 20, 2017

We're back after a week off to bring you some Will Smith and Martin Lawrence action in Michael Bay's Bad Boys 1 and 2. First, who has a losing streak in fantasy, is Jake changing his pattern in Fucked Up New Stories, and a little talk on Justic League.


Inner Circle - Bad Boys

AC/DC - Thunderstruck (RIP Malcolm Young)

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

P Diddy with Nelly and Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tailfeather

Next time around, a double feature of Phillip P Dick inspired movies, Blade Runner and Total Recall.


Episode 123: The JCVD episode of Hard Target and Timecop

November 6, 2017

Action month begins with a doubleheader of one of the biggest action stars of the late 80s early 90s and the best according to one of your hosts. Do the others agree? Welllll, take a listen as we rundown Hard Target and Timecop, with some awesome villains in Lance Henriksen and Ron Silver. Also Jake's running theme in Fucked Up News stories continues, talks about the new Thor movie and more.


Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born on the Bayou

Pantera - Drag the Waters

Europe - The Final Countdown

Black Sabbath - Time Machine

Next time around, it's Bad Boys 1 & 2 featuring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.


Episode 122: Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep

November 2, 2017

Sadly, it is the end of October. So for one more Halloween episode we decide to go with some Mockumentary movies. First the 2006 cult classic Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and the newer movie Creep with Pete from the League as a creep.


Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

Scarling - Creep

Lonely Island - Do the Creep

Next week is the start of action month, with a double header of Van Damme movies, Timecop and Hard Target


Tales From the Cryosphere: Halloween 2

November 1, 2017

Last year was the classic 1978 John Carpenter film, so for this Halloween it only makes sense to follow it up with the 1981 sequel. Just Jake and Scott but don't worry. No podlistening here, just a plethora of Donald Pleasance impressions. Sync up and enjoy!

Music is the H2 theme and the Misfits' Halloween 2.


Episode 121: Universal Monsters

October 26, 2017

For the latest in our Halloween extravaganza, we go back almost a century back to the early days of film. That's right, kiddies, before Freddy, Jason and Michael, there was Dracula, Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman, and we are talking about those movies! First, a fucked up news story that gives Jake the giggles, movies to look forward to in 2018 (if they come out that is) and much more!

Jam packed music in this one:

Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Mash

Carfax Abbey - Cry Little Sister

Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein

Disturbed - Voices

Alice Cooper - The Ballad of Dwight Fry

Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead

So for next week to close out the Halloween excitement, we will move on to "mockumentaries" with Behind the Mask The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep.

Outtakes: Is Sean talking in metaphors again? And Sean's groove ruined by a sneeze.


Episode 120: Silver Bullet and Monster Squad

October 17, 2017

In the middle of our Halloween rundowns, we talk about something it took us 120 episodes to talk about: werewolves. So we talk about one battling Gary Busey and Corey Haim in Stephen King's Silver Bullet. Then we talk about a wolfman that not only has nards but a whole posse in Monster Squad.


Michael Sembello - Monster Squad Rap

In This Moment - Big Bad Wolf

Michael Sembello - Rock Til You Drop

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

Next time around, we're going old school. So old school our parents weren't even born yet. Yes, it's time we talk some classic Universal monsters, with Frankenstein, Dracula and The Wolfman.

Outtakes: Another football season, another football rant from Scott.