Back to 1996 we go, when Michael Jordan reigned in the sports world, and along with the help of Bill fuckin' Murray helped the Looney Tunes from space slavery! Truly a magical time. Sync up your copies and join us in reliving this.

Music:

R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

Barry White and Chris Rock - Basketball Jones

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Episode 135: The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up

April 15, 2018

Sean is a 40 Year Old Virgin and Jake is Knocked Up. Whaaaaaaaat? It's just the movies we are talking about this episode, a double feature of some Judd Apatow comedies. This is a long one as we had an extra week off meaning a bit more news stories, what we've been watching, Sean damn near does another Scrooged type rundown and lots of Wrestlemania talk.

Music:

Asia - Heat of the Moment

40 Year Old Virgin cast - Dawning of the Angel Aquarius

Mushroomhead - Out of my Mind

The Word Alive - Red Cloud

Next time around, expect a few jokes (or maybe facts?) as we are running down some Chuck Norris movies, Missing In Action and Silent Rage

Outtakes: Oh yeah, there's an anniversary or two we keep forgetting to mention, so we'll mention it in the outtakes.

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Little Nicky

March 29, 2018

Time to revisit one of the early day Adam Sandler flicks featuring Adam as the son of Satan. What are Sean's thoughts and which one of us gets a craving for Popeye's chicken during the show? Sync up your copies and find out!

Music:

Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide

Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

Outtakes: Jake reveals why he almost couldn't make the show, which makes Sean learn a new word.

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Episode 134: Leprechaun franchise 1, 2, and 3

March 26, 2018

To celebrate St Patty's Day (last week) what better movies to talk about than the Leprechaun movies? Well, 2 of the Mofos are excited for this at least. Listen in for some terrible Irish accents and what is this all about Badger Boners? Also queefs, Pacific Rim Uprising, Jake's vents rattling and an exciting announcement if you are a fan of the music we play.

Speaking of music:

System of a Down - Bounce

Korn - Shoots and Ladders

Breaking Benjamin - Psycho

Metallica - No Leaf Clover

So the second half of the series is being put on hold until next March (but not Origins, hell to the no) so next time some Judd Apatow comedies, 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up.

Outtakes: Jake has other weird noises in his room and talks about Easter

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Poltergeist

March 15, 2018

This episode we revisit the original Poltergeist, which we really haven't even talked about in 3 years! Jake only brings up a few things the remake fucked up on, Sean talks about what brought upon the Poltergeist curse and hilarious outtakes that feature the new social app Marco Polo and Jake's friends.

Music: 

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

Gary Numan - Haunted

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Episode 133: Caddyshack and Kingpin (Or the Accidental Bill Murray episode)

March 12, 2018

Time to discuss two smaller sports movies both starring Bill Murray (which we only remembered when we did watch the movies for the show, happy accident). First it's the 1980 cult classic Caddyshack also starring Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield followed by Kingpin with Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid. Also shitty valentines, laying eggs, actors who could have been Pennywise accompanied with the voice impressions and more.

Music:

Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright

Shinedown - Devil

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Blues Travellers - But Anyway

Next time around we start another franchise. Since St Patty's Day is soon, we'll start The Leprechaun series.

Outtakes: Actors we think should've been Pennywise, and Sean talks about refs.

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Tales from the Cryosphere: The Crazies 2010

March 1, 2018

After lord knows how many attempts, a new Cryosphere is here, now we are revisiting the 2010 remake of The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant. Sync up to find out Sean's thoughts, does he regret pretty much delaying this particular episode?

Music:

Seal - Crazy

Crazy compilation used in the original episode:

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Aerosmith - Crazy

Willie Nelson - Crazy

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

KISS - Crazy Crazy Nights

Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Heart - Crazy

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train

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Episode 132: House and House 2 The Second Story

February 25, 2018

This episode we talk William Katt and George Wendt in the Sean S Cunningham produced horror classic House, followed by House 2 The Second Story. Is Josh Jackson correct in Scream 2 when he said part 2 is superior (Hint: not really). First airplane rides interuptted by deadly farts, Halloween news and brief spoiler talk about Black Panther.

Music:

House of Pain - Jump Around

Breaking Benjamin - Blood

Linda Ronstadt - You're No Good

Next time around, small sports comedies with Caddyshack and Kingpin.

Outtakes: Is the next Cryosphere gonna happen?

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Episode 131: Tales From the Crypt Season 3

February 13, 2018

Hello, kiddies! It's the start of season 3 of the only TV show we seem to be dedicated to on this podcast, Tales From the Crypt, with the first 6 episodes. First the final football talk of the season and whether or not it ended happy for most of the mofos, tons of new trailers to talk about and the new Cloverfield movie.

Music:

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Savatage - Edge of Thorns

Like Moths To Flames - Instinctive Intuition

Next time around it's a double feature of House and House 2: The Second Story

Outtakes: Why Sean didn't pick Jake's story to win

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Episode 130: The Running Man and The Condemned

January 29, 2018

This episode we discuss two movies based on the concept of The Most Dangerous Game. Jake once again is running down an Arnold movie, The Running Man, so of course more terrible impressions, would you expect anything less? And why do Jake and Sean keep bringing up Sega during Scott's rundown of The Condemned with Stone Cold Steve Austin?

First, don't be thrown off by the first few minutes where the discussion turns to Jake's unfortunate waiting game at a train track, hey it was Sean's idea. Then it's brief football talk, shitty roller coaster rides, some Oscar news and much more.

Music:

Disturbed - The Game

Egypt Central - Over and Under

Nickelback - Saving Me

Next time around, it's back to Tales From the Crypt, now onto the first 6 episodes of season 3.

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