We're back after a week off to bring you some Will Smith and Martin Lawrence action in Michael Bay's Bad Boys 1 and 2. First, who has a losing streak in fantasy, is Jake changing his pattern in Fucked Up New Stories, and a little talk on Justic League.

Music:

Inner Circle - Bad Boys

AC/DC - Thunderstruck (RIP Malcolm Young)

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

P Diddy with Nelly and Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tailfeather

Next time around, a double feature of Phillip P Dick inspired movies, Blade Runner and Total Recall.

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Episode 123: The JCVD episode of Hard Target and Timecop

November 6, 2017

Action month begins with a doubleheader of one of the biggest action stars of the late 80s early 90s and the best according to one of your hosts. Do the others agree? Welllll, take a listen as we rundown Hard Target and Timecop, with some awesome villains in Lance Henriksen and Ron Silver. Also Jake's running theme in Fucked Up News stories continues, talks about the new Thor movie and more.

Music:

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born on the Bayou

Pantera - Drag the Waters

Europe - The Final Countdown

Black Sabbath - Time Machine

Next time around, it's Bad Boys 1 & 2 featuring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.

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Episode 122: Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep

November 2, 2017

Sadly, it is the end of October. So for one more Halloween episode we decide to go with some Mockumentary movies. First the 2006 cult classic Behind the Mask Rise of Leslie Vernon and the newer movie Creep with Pete from the League as a creep.

Music

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

Scarling - Creep

Lonely Island - Do the Creep

Next week is the start of action month, with a double header of Van Damme movies, Timecop and Hard Target

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Halloween 2

November 1, 2017

Last year was the classic 1978 John Carpenter film, so for this Halloween it only makes sense to follow it up with the 1981 sequel. Just Jake and Scott but don't worry. No podlistening here, just a plethora of Donald Pleasance impressions. Sync up and enjoy!

Music is the H2 theme and the Misfits' Halloween 2.

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Episode 121: Universal Monsters

October 26, 2017

For the latest in our Halloween extravaganza, we go back almost a century back to the early days of film. That's right, kiddies, before Freddy, Jason and Michael, there was Dracula, Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman, and we are talking about those movies! First, a fucked up news story that gives Jake the giggles, movies to look forward to in 2018 (if they come out that is) and much more!

Jam packed music in this one:

Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Mash

Carfax Abbey - Cry Little Sister

Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein

Disturbed - Voices

Alice Cooper - The Ballad of Dwight Fry

Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead

So for next week to close out the Halloween excitement, we will move on to "mockumentaries" with Behind the Mask The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Creep.

Outtakes: Is Sean talking in metaphors again? And Sean's groove ruined by a sneeze.

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Episode 120: Silver Bullet and Monster Squad

October 17, 2017

In the middle of our Halloween rundowns, we talk about something it took us 120 episodes to talk about: werewolves. So we talk about one battling Gary Busey and Corey Haim in Stephen King's Silver Bullet. Then we talk about a wolfman that not only has nards but a whole posse in Monster Squad.

Music:

Michael Sembello - Monster Squad Rap

In This Moment - Big Bad Wolf

Michael Sembello - Rock Til You Drop

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

Next time around, we're going old school. So old school our parents weren't even born yet. Yes, it's time we talk some classic Universal monsters, with Frankenstein, Dracula and The Wolfman.

Outtakes: Another football season, another football rant from Scott.

 

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Tales From the Cryosphere: The A Team

October 12, 2017

This time around we revisit the 2010 remake of the classic 80s show The A Team. Jake is recovering from a concert from the previous night so it's mostly Sean and Scott taking over the show. Are them any fools to be pitied? Sync up your copy and find out!

Music is from the A Team movie and Stone Sour - Absolute Zero

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Episode 119: Drive Thru and Stitches

October 9, 2017

Halloween month continues as killer clowns are the subject once again. This time both of them coming back from the grave to get their revenge with Drive Thru and Stitches. Which one of these is funnier? Find out after more football talk, stories such something in the soap dispensers, Cult of Chucky talk and just a tad bit more IT talk.

Music:

Clown - The Hollies

Ralph Riekermann - Bash Brains

Orgy - Stitches

Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive Thru

Next week's spooky subject is werewolves. So we will talk Monster Squad with Uncle Rico and Silver Bullet with Gary Busey.

The actual episode is actually 2 hours, just longer because of the Weird Al song (11 minutes) and we actually put in a longer outtakes segment.

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Episode 118: Night of the Demons trilogy

October 1, 2017

It's that time of year again, kiddies! Pumpkins, different colored leaves, cool temps, its October! Time to kick off another Halloween month! This time we're kicking it off with a good trilogy about the season. Well, is it good? Let's just say some are better than others and some hosts got the better end of the stick. Plus fantasy talk, IT sequel talk, and more!

Music:

Dennis Micheal Tenney - The Beast Inside

Like Moths to Flames - Nowhere Left To Sink

Pantera - Cemetery Gates

Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr

Music in Halloween intro are: Andy Williams "Most Wonderful Time of the Year," King Diamond "Halloween," Danny Elfman "This is Halloween," Siouxsie and the Banshees "Halloween," and The Misfits "Halloween."

Next time around we're doing clowns again, with Stitches and Drive Thru.

Outtakes: Discussion about the movie's tagline, Jake's losing his voice and a train.

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Episode 117: 21 and The Gambler

September 24, 2017

We go all in this episode talking about some gambling movies, first with 21 starring Kevin Spacey and The Gambler with Mark Wahlberg and John Goodman. Do we find the subject of gambling an interesting topic? Tune in to find out. First we discuss football, including two of the mofos kicking ass in Fantasy, some major Halloween reboot news, stories about Halloween decorations and poo, and much more!

Music:

Kenny Rogers - The Gambler

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

Asking Alexandia - Into the Fire

Motorhead - Ace of Spades

Next week, we begin our month of horror since it's close enough to October. Starting it all off with the Night of the Demons trilogy.

Outtakes: Jake attemping to whistle, Sean is not a fan of his assignment next week.

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