Two Navy movies. Because of the quick turnaround, this is a real short one. And there's even more Skype issues. Yay. Plus real quick Fucked Up News Story, Jake watched Power Rangers again, and maybe a bit more.

Music: 

Village People - In The Navy

Kingsman - Louie Louie 

Stevie Ray Vaughn - The House is a Rockin'

Party Posse - Drop the Bomb

Next time we meet, which may be at the end of the month, we will discuss Tales From the Crypt. Not the TV show, the movies Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood

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More Episodes

Episode 109: Half Baked and Pineapple Express

July 2, 2017

After a few space episodes, we're back down to Earth but our heads are still up in the clouds. Because we are doing a few stoner comedies, starting with the 1998 Dave Chappelle vehicle Half Baked followed by the 2008 Seth Rogen-James Franco movie Pineapple Express. Don't worry, no actual weed was smoked during the actual show, we're just that silly.

Music:

Rick James - Mary Jane

Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary

Fire From the Gods - Excuse Me

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

Afroman - Because I Got High

Next time we'll be doing some Navy comedies with McHale's Navy and Down Periscope. Also it's gonna be a quick turnaround, and we may or may not be off for a while. Details at the end of the show.

Outtakes: Sean making noises

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Episode 108: Alien 3 and Resurrection

June 27, 2017

So we finish the Alien franchise... for now. We get the moment you've been waiting for: is there a big divide when it comes to Alien 3? And then we wrap it up with Alien Resurrection (Not Alien ERECTION of course). All this plus attempted crocodile sex, more IT remake news, and more.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails - Dead Souls

Devour The Day - Respect

Memphis May Fire - Virus

Next week, we'll come back down to Earth, but we'll still be high, as stoner comedies are the subject with Half Baked and Pineapple Express.

Outtakes: Somebody gets "fired"

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Episode 107: Alien and Aliens

June 18, 2017

In space, no one can hear you podcast. That's right, we're still in space this episode to start a new franchise retrospective, the Alien franchise. Sean's doing the first movie while getting damn close to tying his record for the Scrooged rundown, and Jake has many Bill Paxton impressions galore for the followup Aliens.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole

Hyprocrisy - Eraser

The Browning - Black Hole

Next time, we'll actually finish the retrospective with Alien 3 and Resurrection. Maybe someday we'll do the prequels and AVP, but mostly just sticking to the first 4... mostly. And tune in to that to see if Jake still hates part 3.

Outtakes: Jake shows his hand before the show even starts, and funny insult names.

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Episode 106: Event Horizon and Interstellar

June 11, 2017

Well first of all, we have to start this episode with a tribute and moment of silence for Adam West who passed away the day of the recording. Then after the opening, we go into space. First with arguably the only good movie Paul WS Anderson has ever done Event Horizon with Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neil. Then it's time for a mindbending feelsfest by Christopher Nolan known as Interstellar.

Music:

Stitched Up Heart - Event Horizon

Han Zimmer - No Time For Caution

William Shatner - Rocket Man

Next time, well we will be staying in space, for the next two weeks actually. Because it's time for another retrospective, this time the Alien franchise.

Outtakes: Movie titles that sound like pooping.

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Tales From the Cryosphere: Anchorman

June 8, 2017

Alright, you smelly pirate hookers, it's time to revisit the laugh a minute Will Ferrell classic Anchorman! Get your copies ready and remember the rules: No touching of the hair and face, and that's it!

Music:

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight

Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son

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Episode 105: Get Smart and Kingsman The Secret Service

June 4, 2017

Spy comedies are the subject at hand today, first up the 2008 remake of the 1960s TV show Get Smart starring Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway. Then the very recent movie Kingsman featuring Colin Firth, Michael Caine and Samuel L Jackson. Plus Scott's the tired one this week, Jake does more terrible impressions, stories about shitty incidents at strip clubs and wasp nests, and much more.

Music:

Slipknot - Heretic Anthem

Rob Zombie - Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga

Slipknot - Opium For the People

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird

Next week we go into space with Interstellar and Event Horizon.

Outtakes: Sean breaks up a fight, Scott wants American accents

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Episode 104: Children of the Corn and The Thing

May 29, 2017

After only 2 episodes, we decide fuck it and talk about Stephen King and John Carpenter again, this time with Children of the Corn and The Thing. This one’s a little on the short side (well, shorter than usual) as Sean doesn’t like one of the movies that much and Scott was a little distracted while taking notes.

Music is pretty much all Korn:

Children of the Korn feat Ice Cube

Take Me

A Different World feat Corey Taylor

Next week, spy comedies are the subject. So we will be talking Get Smart with Steve Carrell and Kingsman The Secret Service

Outtakes: Why “Today Is a Good Day” bothers Scott, and Jake reads off the filmography of a porn star.

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Tales From the Cryosphere: The Stuff

May 25, 2017

On this week's Cryosphere, we revisit part of Scott's Apocalypse trilogy with 1985's The Stuff. Do we have another Adrienne Barbeau situation in this episode? Grab your DVDs, cups of shaving cream and find out!

Music:

Of Mice and Men - Unbreakable

Notorious B.I.G. feat P Diddy and Mase - Mo Money Mo Problems

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Episode 103: Man On The Moon and Dumb & Dumber

May 23, 2017

One of the funniest comedians Jim Carrey is finally being talked about on the show. Although first we're gonna bring you down with the dramatic telling of the tragic life of Andy Kaufman in Man On the Moon. But we'll bring you right back up in one of the essential Carrey movies, Dumb & Dumber. Volume warnings a plenty in that rundown, people, just a warning.

First, Jake has another Wizard World to rundown much to the dismay of Sean, tales of people peeing in mailboxes and making out with snakes, and a little spoiler filled Logan talk. Poor Scott had to watch that and Man On the Moon on the same day, so he may not have a will to live anymore.

Music:

Apache Indian - Boom Shaka Laka

REM - Man on the Moon

Deadeye Dick - New Age Girl

Stone Sour - Fabuless

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (RIP, Chris Cornell)

So did you like the episode last week when we talked John Carpenter and Stephen King? Well, get ready for some more next week when we discuss The Thing and Children of the Corn.

Outtakes: Did Jake say "Alright go pee" or RIP? You be the judge.

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