UnHoly Mofos

Episode 80: Judge Dredd and Dredd 2012

I AM... THE LAW!!!

A Stallone movie is finally on the show, so expect a ton of impressions (by Jake mostly). Today we are discussing the 1995 Judge Dredd, and to follow that up we talk about the 2012 reboot Dredd with Karl Urban. Also Jake's winning streak in Fantasy, Scott clearly wins this week's Are You Shitting Me, and Jake's Siri is clearly possessed. And music from The Cure, Judas Priest, Metallica and White Zombie.

Next week, now it's time for Jason Statham when we discuss Crank 1 & 2. 

And whatever you do, do not BETRAY THE LAW! LAAAAAAAAAW!!

Episode 79: Gamer and Law Abiding Citizen

Take a break from what's happening all cross the country right now, and listen to our podcast talking about movies talking about how fucked up the law is and a dystopian future. That'll get your mind off of things for sure!

Our action movie month begins with a Gerard Butler double feature of Gamer and Law Abiding Citizen. Also along with the usual opening bullshit we introduce a new segment, so be prepared to hear more fucked up shit (not from Reddit, that segment's pretty much retired now).

Music is from The Who, Attila, Slayer and The Animal In Me.

Next week, time for some Stallone action with Judge Dredd, along with the 2012 reboot with Karl Urban.

Outtakes: Jake decides he should run for president, and makes a shocking confession to Scott.

Episode 78: Shaun of the Dead

CUBS WIN! BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 WAS RIGHT!!!!

Oh yeah, and also an episode where we talk about two zombie comedies. Scott's running down the classic Shaun of the Dead and Jake talks about Fido. And a What Have You Been Watching featuring Cooties, Ouija Origin of Evil, and Doctor Strange. Next time around a Gerard Butler double feature of Gamer and Law Abiding Citizen.

Music comes from Queen, The World Alive, Upon a Burning Body and Memphis May Fire. And Will Smith.

Outtakes: Jake's story of how he ended up feeling like an asshole, Jake wondering something about one of the stars of Ouija and Scott says a naughty word!

Tales From the Cryosphere: Halloween

Guess what day it is, kiddies? The best day of the year, Halloween! And what better movie to watch but the 1978 John Carpenter classic of the same name? Join the usual crew along with Wildman Willis and Newty (who joins 50 minutes in) and watch this masterpiece with us! Music comes from Blue Oyster Cult and Wednesday 13

Episode 77: Trick R' Treat and Tales of Halloween

Short one this week because of the quick turnaround, but it's a special one. We're getting into the Halloween spirit by talking about TWO anthology Halloween movies, first the already classic Trick R' Treat and is the new Tales of Halloween a new classic in the making? Plus this was being recorded during football, so expect a ton of live updates of our fantasy teams.

Music comes from Marilyn Manson, Korn and Alice Cooper.

Next time around, hopefully we will have Mike back to discuss two British zombie flicks, Shaun of the Dead and Fido.

Episode 76: Killer Klowns From Outer Space and Funhouse Massacre

Well, clown mania is sweeping the world, so the Mofos decide to take advantage of it. First there's the classic 1988 horror comedy Killers Klowns From Outer Space, and a few didn't watch the second movie Funhouse Massacre (hint: one of them wasn't Scott this time). There might also be this show's version of The Medium Man appearing in this episode as well! Plus more Power Rangers, football, Halloween watches, and a little debate talk.

Music comes from The Dickies, Insane Clown Posse, Skillet and Barbara Streisand. Yes, you read that right.

Next time depends. We might have Mike returning for more zombies with Shaun of the Dead and Fido. Or Halloween time movies Trick R' Treat and Tales of Halloween.

Outtakes: ICP and nerds

Episode 75: The Exorcist and The Shining

First things first, Sean rejoins the show after a few episodes. We can finally get back to some lengthy discussions and just in time too! Because today for this milestone episode we are talking some MAJOR horror classics that deserve so much respect, The Exorcist and The Shining! No half assing, these rundowns don't miss a beat! Strap right in!

Music comes from Slipknot, Fit For a King, and House of Love.

Next time may be a quick turnaround or a week off based on Jake's plans, but the plans are clown based, so it will be Killer Klowns From Outer Space and Funhouse Massacre.

Outtakes: More clown talk, Tyler Durden, duck noise(?) and why can't we do good movies more often?

Episode 74: The Collector and The Collection

Hey kids! It's October! The most wonderful time of the year! So this month is gonna be full of horror movies, starting it off with the Collector and Collection. Yes time to talk about a few of the most brutal horror movies to be released this decade. First off as always, football talk, news stories about Jurassic World 2, a Purge TV series and more exciting Power Rangers news! Short What Have You Been Watching segment, but since it's October expect that to expand in the coming weeks.

Music comes from Nico Vega, Korn and Abby Death.

Next week, it's a milestone of 75 episodes, so that means something special! And that something special is some classic horror movies known as The Exorcist and The Shining. With maybe a few guests? Let us know if you want to!

Tales From the Cryosphere: Idle Hands

In this edition of TFCS, we revisit the 1999 horror comedy Idle Hands, starring Seth Green and a young hot Jessica Alba. Joining in is Stan the Man from Movie Mafia and Ballsac joins in the middle. Prepare for talks about drugs, Halloween time, and Austin Powers. Music comes from the Offspring and Zebrahead

Episode 73: American Wedding and Reunion

Jake actually hit record this time! That means you'll get a more inspired opening. So we do our first REAL football talk of the season, including a fantasy matchup between the two hosts, then news and recently seen including the new Blair Witch. Then we wrap up the American Pie series with the Wedding and Reunion. Maybe one day we'll do the spinoffs, but for now we just wanted to do the movies with the original gang. Next time around it will be the beginning of October, so we have some major plans! First up is the Collector and Collection.

Music is from James, Sum 41, LMFAO, and My Chemical Romance.