UnHoly Mofos

Tales From the Cryosphere: The Fog

Tales From the Cryosphere is back from it's long ass hiatus! We are popping Sean's cherry as he's never seen John Carpenter's The Fog, so watch along to see what he thinks. Also we have the ultimate of all debates: Is Adrienne Barbeau hot?

Music:

Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane

Cradle of Filth - Her Ghost In the Fog

Episode 99: Jake vs Sean Trivia

Well it's time for another trivia show! The Movie Mafia crew couldn't return so what we decided to do instead is do cohost vs cohost. Yes it's Jake vs Sean with Scott being the asker of questions and scorekeeper. Scott picked some good questions, even if they're about movies made before the Mofos (and even their parents) were born. And one person pretty much seals the deal pretty damn early. The important thing is we all had lots of fun with this one, Jake having the most with his Angry Orchard of course. But first our longest into ever, with 6 fucked up news with a new drinking game, tons of new trailers to talk about, and guess what Jake went to see again?

Music:

Survivor - Eye of the Tiger

The Word Alive - The Runaway

OTEP - Blood Pigs

Memphis May Fire - Not Over Yet

Queen - We Are The Champions

Next time is the big 100, so the special plan is to do a special trilogy. Yes we will be talking about Bruce Motherfuckin' Campbell as Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy. And we plan on having some guests if things go right, most of whom you've heard before on the show, but maybe some more? If YOU want to join in what's possibly gonna be the craziest episode ever, email us at unholymofos@gmail.com

Loads of outtakes: Sean forgets the plans for a minute because he doesn't listen to Scott, Jake's all alone on break, Cash me Outside, and much more

Episode 98: Fight Club and American Psycho

Oh shit! You thought episode 96 was deep, you ain't seen nothing yet! This week we are breaking rules 1 and 2 of Fight Club by talking about it, and also talking about everyone's favorite killer yuppie Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Let's just say there's a reason this episode is nearly 4 hours long. What ties these movies together besides the fact that they both have Jared Leto? Tune in to find out!

Music:

Dust Brothers - Fight Club Opening Theme

Dust Brothers - This Is Your Life

Huey Lewis and the News - Hip To Be Square

Sum 41 - Count Your Last Blessings

Phil Collins - Sussudio 

Next time we will attempt another trivia show, with a lot more structure this time around. If things don't go as planned, we'll figure something else out. Also we spill the beans on what the big 100 is gonna be. If you're interested in joining in, write to to us at unholymofos@gmail.com.

Outtakes: The comic equivalent of Fight Club and predictions on how episode 100 will turn out.

Episode 97: Semi Pro and Talladega Nights

Will Ferrell returns to the show, this time around with sports movies (if you consider NASCAR a sport that is). But first a bunch of fucked up stories for Are You Shitting Me (some might get a little more disturbing) and talks of the new IT trailer. Less Skype problems but Scott's audio gets delayed at times. Well, better than constant dropping of calls.

Music:

Will Ferrell - Love Me Sexy

Seether - Fake It

Monster Magnet - Space Lord

Buckcherry - Lit Up

Next week's subjects are American Psycho and Fight Club.

Outtakes: Scott's weird plan if he ever gets in a fight

Episode 96: The Ninth Configuration and Exorcist 3: Legion

Skype issues galore, Sean attempting to keep his rundown short while Jake is the one who does a longwinded one, clips galore, a volume warning at 2:51:28 (prepare your volume buttons before, folks, if you value your hearing), a major disagreement, and Power Rangers is finally out so what does Jake think of it? Tune in to episode 96 to hear all of this crazy shit and more!

Music:

Denny Brooks - San Antone

The Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

Children of Bodom - Follow the Reaper

Children of Bodom - Taste of My Scythe 

Was this episode a little too deep for you? Well, next time we will bring it back to some low brow humor with Will Ferrell sports movies, Semi Pro and Talledega Nights.

Outtakes: What could be causing the Skype issues, and what's that weird noise you hear at the end of the show?

Episode 95: End of Supernatural Season 1

Well, after two years, we finally complete season 1 of Supernatural. Finally! Only 11 more seasons (plus a little more) to go! Woohoo! First, we do What We've Been Watching first because Scott needs to talk about Kong Skull Island. We get a long spoiler filled discussion so if you don't want anything spoiled, skip to the 17:30 mark of the show. Then usual BS for the rest of the opening.

Music:

Kansas - Carry on Wayward Son

Capture - Lost Control

Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers Inc.

Korn - Make Me Bad

Monument of a Memory - Affliction

Next week, we return to the Exorcist to talk about the REAL sequels, The Ninth Configuration and Exorcist 3 Legion. Rest assured, we will never talk The Heretic or both prequels.

Outtakes: St Patty's day discussion which leads into religion, Scott could be like Jason Mewes, and Scott's heated real thoughts about the New England Patriots.

Episode 94: Night of the Creeps and Alone in the Dark

What's that? Tom Motherfucking Atkins and Donald Pleasance in the same episode? You damn right! It's always a good time to talk about these classic actors! We are here to talk about the Fred Dekker classic Night of the Creeps and Alone in the Dark, not only with Pleasance but Jack Palance, Martin Landau and Howling Mad Murdock! And no this isn't the Uwe Boll movie we're talking about (we might beat that horse to death in this episode). All that plus the overuse of affidavit, football talk returning for now with Free Agency, little talks of Logan and Kong Skull Island, Stan returning for feedback and more.

Music:

Motionless in White - Loud (Fuck It)

Dark Tranquillity - Lost To Apathy

Soilwork - Stabbing the Drama

Next time, it's time we wrap up season 1 of Supernatural with the last 6 episodes of that season. I mean, hell, we only been talking about it for two years.

Outtakes: Do you miss being a kid, Jake Busey, Night of the Creps, what was Sean's longest rundown, and Jake's plan for Fantasy next year.

Episode 93: The Bill Paxton Tribute Show with Twister and Nightcrawler

One of the finest actors to appear on the screen has unfortunately left us. I am talking about Bill "Game Over, Man! Game Over" Paxton. So in honor of the man, we decide to put our previous plans to the side and talk about two movies starring him, Twister and Nightcrawler (one has him for only 10 minutes at least, but hey he's in it). That and a debate between two of us about whether or not he was the greatest actor, a man who loves his porn so much, IT remake news, another Stephen King adaptation, tornado talk and more.

Music:

Pat Benetar - Shadows of the Night with a Paxton clip show (Bill was in the music video, so it only makes sense)

Van Halen - Humans Being

Sublime - April 29, 1992

All That Remains - Safe House

Next week we go back to our original plan of Night of the Creeps with Tom Atkins and Alone in the Dark with Donald Pleasance.

Episode 92: Toxic Avenger 3 and Citizen Toxie

Well after a week break it's time we finish this series with Toxic Avenger 3 The Last Temptation of Toxie and Citizen Toxie, and boy what a wild ride these movies are. Let's just say different opinions are given in this show. Also Jake talks about Cinema Psyops which he did a guest appearance on, and has also finally seen the new Ghostbusters. What did he think? Well give a listen to find out!

Music:

Scott Casey - Toxic Avenger theme

Strength in Numbers - Times of Grace

Exodus - Toxic Waltz

Orgy - Talk Sick (Because it sounds like toxic, get it?!!)

Next time, a little last minute change of plans. A Bill Paxton tribute show with Twister and Nightcrawler.

Episode 91: My Bloody Valentine 3D commentary

Valentine's Day was a few days ago, buuuuut what the hell. It's still a perfect time to talk about My Bloody Valentine, this time the 2009 remake featuring Jensen Ackles from Supernatural and Tom Motherfuckin' Atkins. Sean is a first timer with this movie so it's interesting to hear what he has to say about it. All that plus a new Dr. Loomis(?), eating hip bones, more video game talk and more.

Music:

Marilyn Manson - Valentine's Day

Zeromancer - Die of a Broken Heart

Sum 41 - Heart Attack

Next week, we finish the Toxic Avenger series with 3 & 4.

Outtakes: Jake has a dirty room, should he clean it?