UnHoly Mofos

Tales From the Cryosphere: Little Nicky

Time to revisit one of the early day Adam Sandler flicks featuring Adam as the son of Satan. What are Sean's thoughts and which one of us gets a craving for Popeye's chicken during the show? Sync up your copies and find out!

Music:

Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide

Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

Outtakes: Jake reveals why he almost couldn't make the show, which makes Sean learn a new word.

Episode 134: Leprechaun franchise 1, 2, and 3

To celebrate St Patty's Day (last week) what better movies to talk about than the Leprechaun movies? Well, 2 of the Mofos are excited for this at least. Listen in for some terrible Irish accents and what is this all about Badger Boners? Also queefs, Pacific Rim Uprising, Jake's vents rattling and an exciting announcement if you are a fan of the music we play.

Speaking of music:

System of a Down - Bounce

Korn - Shoots and Ladders

Breaking Benjamin - Psycho

Metallica - No Leaf Clover

So the second half of the series is being put on hold until next March (but not Origins, hell to the no) so next time some Judd Apatow comedies, 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up.

Outtakes: Jake has other weird noises in his room and talks about Easter

Tales From the Cryosphere: Poltergeist

This episode we revisit the original Poltergeist, which we really haven't even talked about in 3 years! Jake only brings up a few things the remake fucked up on, Sean talks about what brought upon the Poltergeist curse and hilarious outtakes that feature the new social app Marco Polo and Jake's friends.

Music: 

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

Gary Numan - Haunted

Episode 133: Caddyshack and Kingpin (Or the Accidental Bill Murray episode)

Time to discuss two smaller sports movies both starring Bill Murray (which we only remembered when we did watch the movies for the show, happy accident). First it's the 1980 cult classic Caddyshack also starring Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield followed by Kingpin with Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid. Also shitty valentines, laying eggs, actors who could have been Pennywise accompanied with the voice impressions and more.

Music:

Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright

Shinedown - Devil

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Blues Travellers - But Anyway

Next time around we start another franchise. Since St Patty's Day is soon, we'll start The Leprechaun series.

Outtakes: Actors we think should've been Pennywise, and Sean talks about refs.

Tales from the Cryosphere: The Crazies 2010

After lord knows how many attempts, a new Cryosphere is here, now we are revisiting the 2010 remake of The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant. Sync up to find out Sean's thoughts, does he regret pretty much delaying this particular episode?

Music:

Seal - Crazy

Crazy compilation used in the original episode:

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Aerosmith - Crazy

Willie Nelson - Crazy

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

KISS - Crazy Crazy Nights

Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Heart - Crazy

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train

Episode 132: House and House 2 The Second Story

This episode we talk William Katt and George Wendt in the Sean S Cunningham produced horror classic House, followed by House 2 The Second Story. Is Josh Jackson correct in Scream 2 when he said part 2 is superior (Hint: not really). First airplane rides interuptted by deadly farts, Halloween news and brief spoiler talk about Black Panther.

Music:

House of Pain - Jump Around

Breaking Benjamin - Blood

Linda Ronstadt - You're No Good

Next time around, small sports comedies with Caddyshack and Kingpin.

Outtakes: Is the next Cryosphere gonna happen?

Episode 131: Tales From the Crypt Season 3

Hello, kiddies! It's the start of season 3 of the only TV show we seem to be dedicated to on this podcast, Tales From the Crypt, with the first 6 episodes. First the final football talk of the season and whether or not it ended happy for most of the mofos, tons of new trailers to talk about and the new Cloverfield movie.

Music:

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Savatage - Edge of Thorns

Like Moths To Flames - Instinctive Intuition

Next time around it's a double feature of House and House 2: The Second Story

Outtakes: Why Sean didn't pick Jake's story to win

Episode 130: The Running Man and The Condemned

This episode we discuss two movies based on the concept of The Most Dangerous Game. Jake once again is running down an Arnold movie, The Running Man, so of course more terrible impressions, would you expect anything less? And why do Jake and Sean keep bringing up Sega during Scott's rundown of The Condemned with Stone Cold Steve Austin?

First, don't be thrown off by the first few minutes where the discussion turns to Jake's unfortunate waiting game at a train track, hey it was Sean's idea. Then it's brief football talk, shitty roller coaster rides, some Oscar news and much more.

Music:

Disturbed - The Game

Egypt Central - Over and Under

Nickelback - Saving Me

Next time around, it's back to Tales From the Crypt, now onto the first 6 episodes of season 3.

Episode 129: Christmas Specials of The Simpsons, South Park and Metalocalypse

Here it is, the first show of 2018. To start it off, we're still doing Christmas, for the very first episode of the Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire," the classic episode of South Park "Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo" and Jake possibly destroys his vocal chords with impressions galore with the Metalocaylpse episode "Dethmas."

First of all, football talk with a long playoff drought being broken, and who do we want to win in the playoffs? Then some movies that are anticipated for the new year, Jake gives his top 5 and bottom five of the year, Scott only has a top 4, Sean decides to be the different one once again in that segment, and Jake talks about his new PS4 with the games Friday the 13th and Until Dawn.

Music in the episode

Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo

Of Mice and Men - Money

The Lonely Jew on Christmas

Dethklok - Cyborg Slayers

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch

Next time around, man is the most dangerous game, and we will talk some dangerous games with The Running Man with Shwarzenegger and The Condemned with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Episode 128: Gremlins and Krampus

We're back just a few days after Christmas, and you know what? We're still gonna talk some Christmas movies, specifically ones about monsters, with the classic 1984 Gremlins and the newer 2015 movie Krampus. First, the final fantasy football talk of the year with an unfortunate end, a fucked up news story that aligns perfectly with one of the movies, lots of Star Wars talk including a spoiler filled one about The Last Jedi (32:05 to 39:30 if you want to skip it).

Music

Of Mice and Men - Defy

The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)

The Animal In Me - Shouldn't Wait For the Holidays

And in two weeks (listen to the end for that explanation) we will continue with our planned final Christmas episode of the season. Going back to doing Christmas specials, this time of The Simpsons (The very first episode), South Park (Mr Hankey) and Metalocalypse.