Episodes

Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Episode 139: Constatine (2005) and Legion (2010)
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Finally we get a two week break, hopefully this can remain consistent for a while. Even so, still a jam packed show, featuring heads in tailpipes, foot tacos, the final member of the adult Losers Club finally cast and a brief spoiler filled talk about The Incredibles 2. Then Sean once again does a Scrooged length rundown of Constatine while complaining about Keanu Reeves' line delivery. And Jake reels it in a little short with Legion, not the Exorcist 3 Legion, the one where Vision plays an angel and apparently angels are fucking scary looking.
Music:
A Perfect Circle - Passive
Metallica - Enter Sandman
Like A Storm - The Devil Inside
As I Lay Dying - My Own Grave
Pantera - Walk (RIP Vinnie Paul)
Next time around we return to Tales From the Crypt, continuing into Season 3.
Outtakes: Jake and Scott BS around, not realizing Sean is on mute the whole break.

Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Tales From the Cryosphere: Back To The Future
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Tuesday Jun 26, 2018
Gotta go back in tiiiiiiime! And back in time we go, revisiting the very first movie we covered on the show. Do the perceptions change, and what is Jake's shocking confession? Tune in to find out!
Music is basically all Huey Lewis and the News, because you can't do BTTF without Huey Lewis.

Monday Jun 11, 2018
Episode 138: Dodgeball and Balls of Fury
Monday Jun 11, 2018
Monday Jun 11, 2018
So we're back after another extended break, so that means craps tons of news stories and What We've Been Watching, where once again we try not to talk too much about Infinity War and gush all over the new Halloween trailer. Then it's time to talk about small sports comedies, yes smaller than golf and bowling, with Dodgeball and Balls of Fury. Walken is in one of these, so yay more terrible impressions!
Music:
Def Leppard - Rock of Ages
Globo Gym Informerical (Sean's choice, he sure does pick weird ones, huh?)
Fit For a King - Tower of Pain
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
Hopefully we'll back back in two weeks rather than 3, to discuss some religious action horrors, with Constatine and Legion.

Thursday Jun 07, 2018
Tales From the Cryosphere: Judge Dredd
Thursday Jun 07, 2018
Thursday Jun 07, 2018
From Club Dread to Judge Dredd! That's right, this time around we revisit the 1995 Sylvester Stallone action flick, with Sean giving some insight while Jake watches the weather outside (to be fair, it looked cool). Sync up and enjoy!
Music:
Judas Priest - Breaking the Law
The Clash - I Fought the Law

Thursday May 24, 2018
Tales From the Cryosphere: Club Dread
Thursday May 24, 2018
Thursday May 24, 2018
You can try to sync your copies to us revisiting the Broken Lizard slasher comedy, buuuuut apparently we watch different versions, so you can just laugh at our antics, especially Sean who keeps talking about tums up bumholes. Enjoy!
Music
Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville
Jimmy Buffet - Son of a Son of a Sailor

Tuesday May 22, 2018
Episode 137: House on Sorority Row and Urban Legend
Tuesday May 22, 2018
Tuesday May 22, 2018
We promise, very little Avengers talk on this episode. There's some, but not one hour worth of it. Now it's time to talk some slashers. Jake might be alone with his thougts on the 1983 slasher House on Sorority Row, followed by Sean running down the late 90s post Scream horror Urban Legend, which does lead to some intertesting convos about some legends. All this plus a new segment, "dog" bears, IT Part 2 casting news, and very little talk about Deadpool 2 as Jake's the only one who has seen it for now (although he throws in a clever little subtle reference in his rundown, see if you can find it).
Music:
Eleine - Death Incarnate
Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster
Three Days Grace - The New Real
Next time around, we're going back to sports comedies with Balls of Fury and Dodgeball

Thursday May 03, 2018
BONUS EPISODE: The Avengers Infinity War (SPOILERS)
Thursday May 03, 2018
Thursday May 03, 2018
Whaaat? Didn't we already talk about Infinity War on the last episode pretty much? Maybe, BUT WE DIDN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT IT! It's way too damn hard to keep our thoughts on this movie in our segments, even if we do take an hour to talk about them. Plus we gotta bring on special guest and the man with enough comic book knowledge Wildman Willis. We do a quick rundown, highlighting the basic plot points (don't want to be there all night going every single detail) and discuss what possibly happens next. Strap right in, a lot really does have to be said! Plus, we're releasing this episode on the 10th anniversary of the first Iron Man, where it all began. How fuckin' cool is that?
Music:
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Metallica - Fade To Black

Sunday Apr 29, 2018
Episode 136: THE AVENGERS (also some Chuck Norris)
Sunday Apr 29, 2018
Sunday Apr 29, 2018
The rundowns (of Silent Rage and Missing In Action) pretty much take a backseat this week, as we just have to talk about Infinity War, spoilers all around of course. And believe it or not, we believe we haven't even scratched the surface! Stay tuned for a Bonus Episode soon. But yeah, Avengers, Chuck Norris, and other stuff, that's pretty much the gist of this episode.
Music:
The Spinners - Rubberband Man
Anthrax - What Doesn't Die
The Word Alive - Why Am I Like This
The Chuck Norris song
Next time around, two slashers one from the 80s and one from the 90s: House on Sorority Row and Urban Legend.
Outtakes: Some BS and then a ton of Chuck Norris facts.

Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Tales From the Cryosphere: Space Jam
Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Thursday Apr 19, 2018
Back to 1996 we go, when Michael Jordan reigned in the sports world, and along with the help of Bill fuckin' Murray helped the Looney Tunes from space slavery! Truly a magical time. Sync up your copies and join us in reliving this.
Music:
R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
Barry White and Chris Rock - Basketball Jones

Sunday Apr 15, 2018
Episode 135: The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up
Sunday Apr 15, 2018
Sunday Apr 15, 2018
Sean is a 40 Year Old Virgin and Jake is Knocked Up. Whaaaaaaaat? It's just the movies we are talking about this episode, a double feature of some Judd Apatow comedies. This is a long one as we had an extra week off meaning a bit more news stories, what we've been watching, Sean damn near does another Scrooged type rundown and lots of Wrestlemania talk.
Music:
Asia - Heat of the Moment
40 Year Old Virgin cast - Dawning of the Angel Aquarius
Mushroomhead - Out of my Mind
The Word Alive - Red Cloud
Next time around, expect a few jokes (or maybe facts?) as we are running down some Chuck Norris movies, Missing In Action and Silent Rage
Outtakes: Oh yeah, there's an anniversary or two we keep forgetting to mention, so we'll mention it in the outtakes.