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Tales From the Cryosphere: Shaun of the Dead

Join us in doing our best British impressions, Sean saying they spelled his name wrong in the title in much more as we revisit the first of Edgar Wright's Cornetto trilogy with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!

Music:

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Queen - You're My Best Friend

BONUS EPISODE: Fantasy Football Draft

Join your Mofos along with Newty, 2/3rds of the Movie Mafia, and Ballsac as they bullshit during the draft for the new fantasy football year! Meanwhile The Vanila Gorila (one L in both) and Jared sit this out and decide to autodraft, Ballsac takes 10 years to do his draft, and how does Scott manage to piss off Craig? Tune in to find out!

Episode 143: The Dream Child and Freddy's Dead

Is Freddy dead for sure? I don't think so but his oneliners are getting out of control! Yup, Freddy's gone from the scariest monster in Hollywood to a Warner Bros cartoon when we talk Part 5 The Dream Child and Freddy's Dead. Let's just say not to expect long rundowns, but clips a plenty.

Music:

Iggy Pop - Why Was I Born?

Romeo's Daughter - Heaven in the Backseat

We Came As Romans - Promise Me

We Came As Romans - Memories (RIP Kyle Pavone)

Iron Butterfly - In A Gadda Da Vida

Guess what? Freddy aint dead! We still have two movies left to talk about! Next time is New Nightmare and the 2010 remake

Outtakes: Sean's dog is doing yoga and Scott doesn't know Iron Butterfly (shocker)

Tales From the Cryosphere: Spaceballs

I'd say it's time we go back and revisit a comedy classic, featuring greats like Mel Brooks, John Candy and Rick Moranis. That's right, we're revisiting Jake's favorite of all time, Spaceballs. And he will defend his love of the movie dammit! Sync up and enjoy!

Music:

The Spinners - Spaceballs

Berlin - Heartstrings 

Episode 142: Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and 4

Well, Skype is still giving us some issues but minor ones this time. I guess it's par for the course. Either way, after the usual BS its time for PRIMETIME, BITCHES! That's right, Freddy is starting to talk more so here come clips of his one liners, also Sean really hates the other two for reintroducing these childhood traumas into his life. Take a drink everytime he says so.

Music:

Tuesday Knight - Nightmare

Dokken - Dream Warriors

Fat Boys - Are You Ready For Freddy?

Fit For a King - When Everything Means Nothing

Sinead O'Connor - I Want Your Hands On Me

Next time, Freddy's pretty much turning into a Warner Brothers cartoon, with the Dream Child and Freddy's Dead. But is he really?

Tales From the Cryosphere: Grave Encounters

Remember that commentary episode we did for Grave Encounters? Of course not, we don't blame you. So we right that wrong with this episode of Cryosphere, we at least have Sean to bring up some discussion points. But then suddenly Jake's audio goes out after his bathroom break and it's like he never came back and Sean and Scott are talking to dead air at some points. Could the ghosts of the asylum be messing with Jake's audio? Or does Skype just blow? Probably the latter. Either way, enjoy!

Music:

Aerosmith - Dream On

Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator

Tales From the Cryosphere: The Goonies

We now go back to the Goon Docks, to relive the magical journey from our childhoods. And of course Josh Brolin is in the movie, sooooo yeah expect a few more Thanos jokes.

Music:

Cyndi Lauper - The Goonies R Good Enough

New Found Glory - The Goonies R Good Enough

Outtakes: a bunch of babble. Mostly football talk, because that's coming back soon!

Episode 141: A Nightmare on Elm Street 1 & 2

This episode begins... interesting. Skype issues cause us to start an hour and a half off schedule, causing us to rush through our opening segment. And the same issues cause Scott to podcast from his phone. But after all that it's time to start something a lot time coming: the start of our Nightmare on Elm Street retrospective. Yes, it's finally time to talk some Freddy Krueger with Scott running down the first movie and Sean doing an interesting style of rundown of part 2. Plus Jake is watching segments of the Never Sleep Again documentary to drop some knowledge you may or may not have heard.

Music:

Ice Nine Kills - The American Nightmare

Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff - A Nightmare on My Street

Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare

Next time around, you guessed it, parts 3 and 4. Freddy's gonna start talking and throwing a little more one liners soon.

No outtakes due to us having to rush shit, but there is a little easter egg of Mark Patton doing the Jesse scream at a Horrorhound Convention Jake went to years ago.

Tales From the Cryosphere: Twister

Flashback to.... just last year. Yeah, kind of recent movie for us to do on Cryosphere, but what the hell. It's  a fun movie for us to watch and comment on. Grab your copies, sync up and enjoy!

Music:

Bullet For My Valentine - Eye of The Storm

REO Speedwagon - Ridin' The Storm Out

Episode 140: Tales From the Crypt

After a few months, back to Tales From the Crypt we go! With the episodes The Reluctant Vampire, Easel Kill Ya, Undertaker's Palor, Mournin' Mess, Split Second and Deadline. Did we pick a good slab of episodes, tune in to find out! First, probably the most cringeworthy Fucked Up News Story ever, a Child's Play remake (why?), and some spoiler filled talk about Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.

Music:

Ghost - Dance Macabre

Ozzy Osbourne - Let It Die

Trick Daddy - I'm A Thug

Next time around, it's to start a new franchise. And for this one we are going all the way to Springwood, in a small little house on Elm Street to have a Nightmare. That's right, we are finally talking some Freddy Motherfuckin' Krueger, starting with parts 1 and 2!

Outtakes: Almost a half hour of us bullshitting. Does Jake sound sick? What would the Cryptkeeper sound like with a Bane mask on? Have we ever played rap on the show before? And much more.